Movie for schmucks.
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Michael Douglas recently visited me and warned that soon I too would take a trip into the past, present and future . . . and so we began the journey into The Ghosts of Previews Past.
The first trip took me back to 2002. There I am! I’m watching TV. I look so young . [...]

Put Tyler Perry in jail so he’ll stop polluting America.
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Protect me from this trailer. I thought it came out a year ago!
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Keep this one down unda.
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Three Christmases too many.
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Harvey and Bob (Weinstein) make a doody.
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All the boner pills in the world couldn’t get me up to watch this.
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Who’s gonna curb all the dog shit put out by Disney?
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I tried to give my TV the Heimlich maneuver to get this off the screen, but it keeps coming back.
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