post title graphic Choke

September 20th, 2008

I tried to give my TV the Heimlich maneuver to get this off the screen, but it keeps coming back.
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post title graphic Eagle Eye

September 9th, 2008

Brown eye.
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post title graphic Ghost Town

September 7th, 2008

Ghosts are the only people that will see this movie because they won’t have to pay.
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post title graphic Sex and the City

May 5th, 2008

Um, ugh, ah, uh, argh, whoa.
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post title graphic Definitely, Maybe

February 13th, 2008

Totes, not.
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post title graphic Jumper

February 5th, 2008

I’m going to jump out the window if I see another trailer or product placement whoredom display with this flick.
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post title graphic Fool’s Gold

January 28th, 2008

Don’t be a fool and waste your gold on this schiess.
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post title graphic Strange Wilderness

January 20th, 2008

It’s strange that this movie actually got made.
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post title graphic 27 Dresses

January 3rd, 2008

Ugh.
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post title graphic P.S. I Love You

November 30th, 2007

P.P.S I hate you.
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